Some lines from the Canada page were taken from the movie "Canadian Bacon". It's a good little movie, and everyone who dislikes Canada should rent it.  Also, I know no one will read this page, so I would like to say that the following people are gay:

David Hasslehof, Pat Sajak, Alex Trebeck, Paul Reiser, Richard Simmons, Frank Gifford, Regis Philburn, the cast of Doogie Howser MD