About the Founder
Mike Tyson: "That jerk told me biting is legal in boxing. . .he's dead, oh yeah baby he's dead."
Krusty the Klown: "I gave him three Canoli's to paint my chicken coup. . .PAINT MY CHICKEN COUP!!"
Hannibal the Cannibal Lector: "He's one crazy sonuvabitch. . .I wouldn't go near him."
President of the Evil Empire (Canada): "I am the angel of death, the time of judgment is at hand. . ."
Dr. Katz: "They let him out of the institute already?"
Nikki Cox: "Yes, yes he is my love slave."
Cletus: "Hey ma, get off the roof and get my gun."
Joey Joe-Joe Shimananu: "pIrish?? That's the worse name I ever heard."
Vinny the "Double Chin" Delpino: "We ran with the Guineas, when the Guineas still meant something."
Betty Ford: "Gulp, Gulp (Drinkee Drinkee Symbol)"
About the Site
Spokesman for the CCC (Christian Coalition of Children): "That site was made by Lucifer himself! Hell in a hand basket I tell ya!"
Richard Simmons: "This beats Sweating to the Oldies 1,2, and 4, hands down."
Grandpa Simpson: "This site reminds me of a poem I can't recall, written by a man I don't know, about a town that may never have existed."
Tony Little: "You too can lose weight by surfing this site."
John Q. Public: "It's funny. . .well, not HA HA funny. And not FUNNY funny, and definitely not DAMN THAT'S FUNNY funny. It's more like HUH CANADA SUCKS funny."
Homer: "They're slackers, and they have a web site. . .ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Alfred E. Neuman: "I can't believe it's a web site!"
Phil Hartman: "A must see. . .if you are drunk or pepped up on goofballs at 4:00 am."
Ludolph Hindenberg: "ACH BIEN VEN EINH!!!"
Benny Blanco from the Bronx: "Forget about the damn
web site. . .when do we get the freaking guns!?!"
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