Consider purchasing firearms and
other weapons that could kill and/or maim yourself and those
The Canadians are all around us, trust
no one. After gathering a band of drunken hooligans, go door
to door searching for Canadians. If your neighbors deny their Canadian
roots, a heavy sack beating will make them tell the truth.
Any other anti-social and down-right
nutty behavior will help stop the Canadian Menace. Watch the movie Canadian Bacon for more information on anti-Canadian activities.
Whatever you do, remember this is not a
time to think, it is a time to act. Rash decisions are what
made our country great and this no time to bring shame upon America.
If the Canadians aren't stopped, think
of the consequences. . .saluting the maple leaf, clean cities, being polite
day and night, maple syrup on everything, and winter 11 months of